Douchiest car ever?

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 07/17/2014 at 15:44 • Filed to: None

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Douchiest car ever.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:46

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Nope

Wacko > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:48

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Close but this is it:

Wacko > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:48

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Sorry I was Kinja'd

Your boy, BJR > Wacko 07/17/2014 at 15:50

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Nope. Not even a little close.

HammerheadFistpunch > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:52

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Weirdest thing happened the other day, a 5 series needed to change lanes and a light appeared on their taillight signaling the direction they wanted to move to...I was so amazed I let them in.

My citroen won't start > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:53

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This is the douchiest:

crowmolly > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:53

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C3 Vette!

DylanToback > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 15:56

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I am not sure any car could take that title from the Infiniti G35.

Brian Silvestro > DylanToback 07/17/2014 at 15:57

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THIS

PatBateman > My citroen won't start 07/17/2014 at 16:03

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Per GQ.

PatBateman > DylanToback 07/17/2014 at 16:04

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You have poor douche bags where you live.

EL_ULY > DylanToback 07/17/2014 at 16:05

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especially with tinted tail lights lol

feather-throttle-not-hair > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 16:13

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Donked Escalade EXT with a wing. All your arguments are invalid.

Textured Soy Protein > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 16:16

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Apparently the sky is not high enough to afford more than 4 cylinders.

DylanToback > PatBateman 07/17/2014 at 16:16

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Eh, it's mostly that the rich douchebags don't bother me because I often appreciate their cars. Though as far as rich douchebag cars are concerned, they seem to gravitate toward the GTR and Gallardo around here.

Your boy, BJR > feather-throttle-not-hair 07/17/2014 at 16:22

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That ain't hardly donked. If it weren't for the wing, shit'd look nice.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 16:26

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Impossible. Kim Dotcom doesn't own it.

He has had a Rolls-Royce with the license plate "GOD". Let that sink in for a moment.

Brian, The Life of > HammerheadFistpunch 07/17/2014 at 16:26

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LIES!!!

HammerheadFistpunch > Brian, The Life of 07/17/2014 at 16:28

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I was as shocked as anyone...maybe it was the guys mom and he was letting her borrow the car while her accord gets worked on.

Brian, The Life of > HammerheadFistpunch 07/17/2014 at 16:29

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Occam's Razor says that is the only reasonable explanation ;)

heliochrome85 > DylanToback 07/17/2014 at 16:44

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Nissan Maxima wins this battle. Its the perfect yobbo car.

ly2v8-Brian > DylanToback 07/17/2014 at 17:07

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It's rad because it's a skyline yo.

jkm7680 > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 17:56

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Haha, believe it or not I actually wouldn't mind driving something like that. Without the wing of course.

xx45xx > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 19:58

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Im sorry sir, but the chevy avalanche is the creme de la douche.

Horrid plastic body cladding

diminutive cargo bed

unibody in a truck

basically built for people that take out financing on 22" rims

theloudmouth > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 22:01

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Ha, it's a 528 lease special too, what a dumbass.

I had one of these pieces of crap for a loaner and literally begged my SA to get my car done so I could get out of it.... So pathetic and sad how far BMW has fallen from grace with the likes of the E39.

sellphones2493 > Brian Silvestro 07/17/2014 at 23:01

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Took the words right out of my mouth...

sellphones2493 > Your boy, BJR 07/17/2014 at 23:02

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1st Place: Previous Gen Infiniti G35 Coupe
Runner Up: Previous Gen (and current, but less) Scion Tc

pirates-ecu > HammerheadFistpunch 07/18/2014 at 19:50

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I was visiting my parents in Asheville recently, and went out to lunch downtown with my aunt. Shes drives a 5 series. as she was getting on the interstate to go downtown, she flicked on the turn signals. It was like a unicorn.

I made the joke about being the only BMW driver on the planet to signal, the car did not laugh as hard as i wanted though :(